introducing Claude

Look who decided to join us, ahead of schedule and under budget — it's Claude!



Claude is, of course, not amused by anything, as you can see. Especially not having his picture taken. Especially when he's decided that he would like a bite to eat. And especially especially when he's decided that he would like to cook that bite to eat.



Claude has discovered a delicious pile of lettuce. But what to do with it?



Claude could say, eat the lettuce, but that would be playing the lettuce's game. He'll just incubate it until it's not expecting anything, and then eat it.



But before that happens, Claude is distracted. What is this? A stove? A pan? How does this work?



Claude examines some of the work in progress.



Perhaps a different angle will produce more understanding, eh Claude? Now he is ready to try it himself.



Oh Claude. You are dumb.