L.A. face with an Oakland booty

So my co-werk Nick — you remember him, right? — asked me to make another sock-o for him. It seems his girlfriend's sister's birthday is coming right up and he thought she might enjoy some socky goodness.

His one request? Ghetto booty.

I did ask him to clarify what that meant and he said, "You know J. Lo?" I said, "Yep," and he said,"Bigger than that."

Okay.

So I did my best, but sculpting a junked-up trunk is new to me. You can judge the results yourself.

The front:



The side (here you can see the booty coming into play):



And la BAM!"



Bitch has more booty than Blackbeard, yo!

Technically, I guess J. Lo has bigger absolute humpy lumps, but as a matter of proportion, I think this drama mama has got it going on.

Consider it brought!