Don't forget to play a song for me

Things that I or someone else said today this weekend at work:

• "Oh, you love my filthy sausa . . . uh . . . nevermind."
• "We should take a picture of that and put it on the internet labeled 'Barely Legal.'"
• "That's some hot hot action."

Also, went to dinner tonight at Cafe Juanita with some peeps. I only said 2 mean mean things all night. I think this is a good record. El Jefe says, "Why you gotta be so mean?"

The answer is: Because of my black black heart and charcoal soul.