You can't take that all at one time, ya gotta breathe.

Last night was bowling night, which means that I had a few drinky-drinks and my voice was incredibly hoarse at the end of the night.

Our team thoroughly scandalized the team we were playing against with our silly silly antics. First there was all the yelling. And ordering PBR by the six-pack from the bar. And the high-kicks. And the "WHOOAOAOOAOOO!" And then, there was this:



There was also the fact that we used stripper names to keep score instead of our own. Randy got to be Nomi Malone, which was totally awesome, since when he would gutterball we could yell things like, "It's okay, Nomi, you're still a dancer!"

Vanessa was Lacey, because Busto said she looked like a Lacey, and I was Ginger, which means for one night I got to be Ginger and Mary Ann — fully 28.57% of Gilligan's Island.

I also bowled the worst two games of my entire life.



Next week is the last week of the league and we're going to dress up in big poufy skirts and be dictators. I've already called dibs on The Chairman.

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There's going to be one more league before Leilani Lanes closes for good (condos! woo!) and Vanessa and I are definitely down for that. So we're going to try to organize a team in the next week (sign-ups are going to be this Thursday night). If you are down with getting together Thursday nights for the next 6 weeks for hot hot bowling action, give me a holler, and we'll get that shizzle straightened out.

Quick Info:

We're doing the Thursday Night 7 p.m. at Leilani Lanes. The cost is $395 per six-person team, which breaks down to $65/person. It covers the price of 2 games/night and shoes as well as a coupon for 3 more free games later in the week.

In other words, if you are looking for a $10/night way to spend 6 weeks with your friends and jeer at the unlucky non-leaguers who wander in on league nights, this is your ticket.

There's a bunch more info at the Underdog Sports League website.

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As of this morning, we are 13.75 to goal.