Because I know good taste

By now, most people have heard about the Britney Spears giving birth sculpture thing.

Unsurprisingly, pro-choice and pro-life groups have weighed in with their opinions on it, as have gossip rags and blogs. Personally, I'm surprised PETA hasn't said anything about it yet. I mean, come on. That bear skin rug is just in poor taste.

Not that I don't enjoy killing and lounging on animals, but still . . .

Oh wait, I don't. I prefer to wear them as shoes.

Less tacky that way.