Poor wordplay (part I?)
Jim and Bob shifted in their seats uneasily as Jerry proposed a wager over their game of Monopoly and Steve glared silently at him.
"Come on, guys, a friendly little wager will be fun," he said.
"Look, this here is Steve's house, and he don't cater to no gambling," said Jim. "I gotta respect that."
Bob nervously nodded his assent, and Steve continued to glare.
"We can overrule him, even if it is his stupid house and his stupid game!" insisted Jerry.
"That's it!" hollered Steve, pounding his fist on the table and rising in fury. "I've told you over and over that gambling is not allowed in this house, no matter how small the bets or over what kind of silly game!"
As Jim and Bob looked on in horror, he continued:
"I want these motherfucking stakes off my motherfucking game!"
posted by lemurs @ 7:08 AM
1 Comments:
That reminds me of a story I read the other day where this woman named Sarah something-or-other was trying to change the spelling of her name, but she kept getting turned down for technicalities. Finally she blew up:
I want this motherfucking H out my motherfucking name!
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