I thought it was just the flu

Dear mid-back,

Please stop twitching. It really hurts. That, and, I don't have time to lie down all day and make you feel better. I just can't.

Look, I know that's what you want, but we can't always get what we want, now can we?

So can you . . . ?

I mean, I didn't do anything to you. I always use proper lift technique and I certainly don't overreach or lift and carry off-balance. You know that.

So why are you punishing me?

Yes, we have been doing a lot of work lately. And yes, moving literal imperial tons ofstuff yesterday would make anybody unhappy and tired, but I didn't do anything to you.

Talk to my right elbow. He's a trooper.

Seriously. You are freaking me out.

Love,

The Brain and the rest of the body