5.29.2007

I really need to take control of this music library

A sampling of the "genres" that really need to be cleaned up and re-genre-fied:

• Avantgarde
• Awesomeness (!?)
• Cult
• Genre
• Hawaiian (only because somehow all of my Tom Jones is "hawaiian")
• Hip Hop/Rap, Hip-Hop, Hip-Hop/Rap
• Industrial Jungle Pussy Punk
• Neauveau Riché
• Other
• Other (somehow, two?)
• Rap (see Hip Hop, etc. above)
• Twee Pop
• Unclassifiable (a personal favorite)
• Undefined
• Unknown

Sigh.

5.28.2007

Dulce et Decorum Est

by Wilfred Owen

Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of tired, outstripped Five-Nines that dropped behind.

Gas! Gas! Quick, boys! – An ecstasy of fumbling,
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time;
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling,
And flound'ring like a man in fire or lime . . .
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.

If in some smothering dreams you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est
Pro patria mori.

5.13.2007

PEBKAC

I have a printer but I don't use it very often — just for printing out maps when I am going places and want directions (I hate the print format of google maps, but that's for another time).

This morning, I went to print out directions to a mexican restaurant in Kent, where I am meeting a friend and her mom for lunch. The printer wouldn't print.

I checked the cable, it was firmly planted in both the printer and in the computer.

It had been about a month and a few software updates since I'd printed, so I tried to re-add the printer, but the computer couldn't even see it.

"Hmm," says I, "maybe I need to re-install the drivers."

The CD had been thrown away, so I re-navigated the HP website for the drivers, downloaded, installed, tried to add the printer, and . . . nothing.

The computer still couldn't see it.

Turned the printer off and on a couple times.

Nothing.

Frustrated, I went to pull out the USB cable to connect it to a different computer, in case the one was just being a poo-faced bitch for no good reason.

Lo and behold.

I had forgotten that I didn't have a USB cable long enough to connect the printer and computer when I first set them up and had used a 3 foot cable with a 3 ft extension cable. Each end was solidly seated in the computer and printer all right, but they were not connected in the middle.

Connection made, it printed with no fuss whatsoever.

Sometimes, I feel like such a dumbass.

5.06.2007

The problem with Denny's on Sunday and an inexperienced and panicking hostess

I went to Ballard today for to pick up my monthly supply of Mafia Cheese, which meant that Dragons wanted to come along for some Denny's action.

The Denny's in Ballard is the most convienient place for me to get ready-steady hashbrowns, the IHOP in the U-District notwithstanding because there's just no parking there and I'm just not gonna deal with that.

Today being Sunday, and it being almost noon, the place was hopping. We did get seated almost immediately though, as did five other groups in a previously empty section, and it soon became obvious that the hostess had freaked out about how many people were there and in her panic had seated us all in a section with no server available yet.

This meant two things:

1) Nobody came by to take as much as a drink order or bring place settings for a loooooooooong time
2) The other tables that were seated didn't necessarily grok the situation, so when the server finally came on and came around, he was getting yelled at on all sides, and there was a minute amount of panicking on his side as well.

Noting that one can normally get seated, order, eat hashbrowns and sip coffee, and pay in about 1/2 an hour, this is what actually happened:

12:00 Seated at a table with two menus and nothing else

12:21 We got placemats and placed our order

12:39 Coffee is brought — yes, almost 20 minutes after ordering. Note that I would normally be completely done and gone at this point.

By this time, most of the lunch people have gotten their checks and left, which means things start moving faster.

12:43 Silverware! Napkins!

12:44 Food! (well, most of it, anyway. they left the bacon and sausage off one order, we never got jelly for the toast and eventually got up and hunted it down ourselves)

12:59 Check, box, and leave.

Now I'm annoyed at that Denny's and it's all the seating girl's fault. I mean, they have a waiting area where you an sit and wait for a table if there are none available. And I think in general, people understand that if you're waiting for a table, you're waiting. But once you get a table, there's an expectation that you'll be served in a fairly short order. We actually waited for so long that I wondered why my food was taking so long and then realized that I hadn't even got to order yet.

That's how long it was.

Anyway, the hostess sucks. Server was great though, for all the stress the hostess's errors caused him.

And, I guess, in the end, I did get my hashbrowns, and it's not like I lost a leg or am dying of some crazy disease in some third world country, so it worked out okay. We'll see how it is next month, when I do my next Mafia Cheese pick-up.

5.01.2007

Aweome-logistics-sauce

Delivery deathrace 2007 — The short answer? DHL, for the win!

Noteable notes:

* "The phone representative at UPS claimed that Samoa was not a country and that UPS would not deliver to APO addresses."
* "DHL was able to tell us the final costs upon delivery. FedEx could tell us some costs but not all. UPS said that we would have to wait for the credit card bill."

Also includes sweet routing information! Also includes sweet info about previous races!*








*Also note at the bottom of that page: "Be sure to check in October 2007 for a companion event, the Great Container Race, in which we race 40-foot shipping containers around the world via competing shipping companies." !!!